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Avaragado’s 2011 predictions – results
Adjudicated as ever by the glamorous and drunken Miss Christopher Walsh, here are the staggering results of Avaragado’s 2011 predictions. Adjudications and corrections in square brackets. News Kate gets William’s name slightly wrong in the wedding ceremony. [0pt] The Great … Continue reading
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Avaragado’s 2011 predictions
In a shocking display of preparedness my 2011 predictions are actually ready for the start of 2011. I revealed them to an eager, captive audience of friends at the Second Annual New Year’s Eve B Bar Luncheon Event, known as … Continue reading
Avaragado’s 2010 predictions – results
How to sum up 2010? To paraphrase Jim Crow from Dumbo, and with apologies in advance to the Disney Corporation: I seen a penis tanned, was seen on TV and I went to London to march with Pride. But I … Continue reading
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Avaragado’s 2010 predictions: bonus ball
Astrology is, of course, bunkum. However, my mum has furnished me with the following prediction – precisely tailored for me and the millions of others born between two arbitrary dates – from the pages of, I imagine, the Daily Express. … Continue reading
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Avaragado’s 2010 predictions
To make this year’s predictions I watched a few episodes of the little-known 1980s Jimmy Perry sitcom Oh, Doctor I Ching! (starring Paul Shane made up as a nineteenth century Chinese fortune-teller from Rotherham) and matched the patterns generated from … Continue reading
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Avaragado’s 2009 predictions – results
With the clock ticking down to the end of what Pacific Islanders are already calling last decade, it’s time to reveal the results of my 2009 predictions. I have again enlisted the assistance of the glamorous Chris Walsh to make … Continue reading
Avaragado’s 2009 predictions
I predict that Avaragado’s 2010 predictions will be made in 2011. Meanwhile, here are my predictions for what remains of 2009. I’ve listed them in tedious bullet points so that my official adjudicator has less to think about. It looks … Continue reading
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It had to be China, of course
Looks like five points to me. It had to happen eventually, and in hindsight China was the most likely location.
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Avaragado’s rubbish 2008 predictions
Scandalously I’m posting these with two days of the year gone already. Still it’s a leap year. Only four years to go Total number of gold medals in Beijing for Great Britain: seven; one of these in athletics, either Radcliffe … Continue reading
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