Today’s junk mail in full:
- Thinking of hiring a skip? Think again!
- Flat roof problems solved permanently with Rubberbond EPDM Roofing Systems
- Fed up painting your roofline?
- Preparing for emergencies: what you need to know
Yes, my copy of HM Government’s all-purpose guide to bee stings, fire/lift incompatibilities and terrorist attacks has arrived. Naturally there’s already a spoof of the real thing.
I now know I have to go in, stay in and tune in if there’s an emergency. Hang on, isn’t that what I do most nights anyway? Is an emergency just like any other night, but with an extended News?
