Enter bathroom fully clothed, close door, turn on hot shower (don’t get in!), wait five mins.
That’s approximately the feel of Cambridge today. It reminds me a bit of the Maldives, but without the sand, sea or strawberry milkshakes.
Other Dave
I also write fiction under the name Anthony Camber
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Insects?
But what about the insect life? Do you get to chase them around drawing boxes to confine them?
Re: Insects?
For British insects, imaginary walls do not a prison make. I blame Thatcher.