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Tonight’s bank holiday viewing highlights:

7.15, Channel 4: Carry On Screaming
12:15, BBC ONE: Carry On At Your Convenience
— this is 2005 not 1975, surely?

7:30, BBC ONE: Airport
8:00, ITV 1: Airline
— and both up against soaps.

8:30, BBC ONE: Bend It Like Beckham
9:00, ITV 1: Uncle Adolf
9:00, Channel 4: The Unseen Eric Morecambe
— what do you think of it so far?