I think freezers should come with some kind of alarm that goes off if you accidentally leave the freezer door slightly ajar for more than, say, a couple of minutes. Or, you know, twelve hours.
That is all I have to say on the matter.
PS soggy chip, anyone?
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When is a freezer not a freezer?
When it’s a jar!
I like the reviews. One is from a fridge alarm collector (“happy happy joy joy”) and the other alleges that their fridge alarm killed five. Somehow I think those review(er)s might be fake.
A further refinement
I want the light in the door water dispenser to come on and switch off automatically.
Mine does
You sound stuck in the past, mate.