94. A small child bouncing a little too enthusiastically on the inflated part of a surf simulator – a kind of sawn-off bouncy castle with a hydraulic surfboard – and managing to eject herself headfirst over the bouncy wall into the rest of the pub garden.
She reappeared moments later with a dirty, confused face and tears in her eyes and was led off by her mother. Assorted onlookers wore their best “sympathetic-but-internally-guffawing” expressions.
