A man, a plan, a canoe: Panama

This story, obviously.

I’m only blogging it so I can make the gag in the blog title. It’s one of the funniest jokes in the world, I tell you. Not the funniest, obviously.

I thought of the joke at about 12.45pm today, only to find that someone else had posted it fifteen minutes previously.

Just as everyone else thought of the Tom-Cruise-playing-a-Nazi “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” line that I did at work to general hilarity.

One of these days I’ll think of an original joke and you will BOW DOWN BEFORE MY GLORIOUS VISAGE as I receive my tenner off Private Eye or random Radio 4 comedy show.

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One response to “A man, a plan, a canoe: Panama

  1. st1

    There’s more to this story that we’ve heard so far

    A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!

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