This story, obviously.
I’m only blogging it so I can make the gag in the blog title. It’s one of the funniest jokes in the world, I tell you. Not the funniest, obviously.
I thought of the joke at about 12.45pm today, only to find that someone else had posted it fifteen minutes previously.
Just as everyone else thought of the Tom-Cruise-playing-a-Nazi “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” line that I did at work to general hilarity.
One of these days I’ll think of an original joke and you will BOW DOWN BEFORE MY GLORIOUS VISAGE as I receive my tenner off Private Eye or random Radio 4 comedy show.