To begin the glorious decade nobody in their cotton-pickin’ mind is calling the unities, I present a brief but cryptic summary of my noughties. Worthless prizes if you understand them all.
- Employed, redundant, freelance, employed, (employed), employed, redundant, freelance, employed.
- Sciatica, gallstones, glandular fever.
- Alpe D’Huez, Courchevel, Co. Kerry, Chamonix, Malta, Verbier, Agde, Les Arcs, (Frankfurt), Rome, (Hong Kong), La Plagne, Las Vegas, Les Arcs, Rimini, Dublin, Andalucia, Gibraltar, Tuscany.
- Practical Guide to Making Money on the Mobile Internet. Detox Your World, Evie’s Kitchen. Raw Magic. Ecstatic Beings.
- One, briefly.
- One, surprisingly.
- Two.
- 572.
- 1,213.
- 8,182.
Incidentally: it’s twenty-ten, and the tens. Yes it is. Because I say so.
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The last one is how many cups of tea you had and the second to last is how many pints. Or maybe it is the other way around :-)
I’m afraid neither of your guesses is correct.