My new home

There’s a bed with the usual hospital accoutrements: buttons to make
things go up and down, turn on lights and summon nurses, and even one to
call someone from the kitchen. “HP Sauce roll! Stat!”

I’m told not to touch one particular button marked Emergency. It’s the
one the nurses press when they want world+wife to descend upon you.

Other than that I’ve got a TV, a phone, and an en-suite bathroom
with shower.

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