In a few days I’ll unveil the dramatic final scores for my 2007 predictions. I am, literally, beside myself with excitement. Which is slightly annoying as I didn’t buy myself any Christmas presents.
Oh yes I did (cue traditional Panto response). I bought a new duvet, since my previous one was so old it was stuffed with mammoth hair. The label, written in runes, appeared to say something about washing only in meltwater from an ice age glacier (who’d have thought there was an ISO-approved symbol for that?).
Its Tog rating is “three dodos”. I think Tog lived one cave along from Stig.