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Chris and Melanie are getting married.
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Your warning wasn’t sufficient
..typing this from the floor
Re: Your warning wasn’t sufficient
cheeky scamp :)
Details?
[cheap shot]So who are they marrying?[/cheap shot]
[conspiracy theory]It is to avoid having bastard offspring[/conspiracy theory]
Ferrets.
Re: Details?
We didn’t want to rush into things, but maybe we are being a bit hasty?
Gossip
You appear to missed out the salacious information about how the dirty deed happened! Was one or both of them prostrated in a public place? Was there a silence before “yes” was said full of comedic potential? Were elements dug out of the ground in Africa involved? Were they too old fangled to have evidence up at Youtube?