Slightly depleted by Covid, which apparently no longer exists, a hardy group of six gathered at the traditional venue to celebrate the year end and commiserate the year start.
The year of oh lord 2023 is what we now must call “relatively stable,” in that the UK changed neither monarch nor prime minister and we were not confined to our homes by law (exceptions apply, eg partying while Tory).
The oncoming storm of 2024 promises much in the way of little. In a similar vein, here are the group’s predictions… please note that as is traditional, Chris participated alcoholically.
STOP PRESS: Chef has supplied his Covid-riddled predictions by sterilised means, so I’ve added them.
Predictions
- Randoms:
- AndyC: Virgin Galactic goes completely bust “and stops”
- Chris: “Humanity lands on the moon before the end of 2024”
- David: When will the general election be?
- Adrian: June
- Louise: June
- AndyC: May
- David: May
- Melanie: July
- Chris: 2024
- Chef: 2025
- David: Who will win the election?
- Adrian: Labour
- Louse: Labour
- AndyC: Keir
- David: Labour
- Melanie: Labour
- Chris: Green
- Chef: Labour
- Adrian: Does the Gaza war spread to Egypt?
- Adrian: Yes, in June
- Louise: No, to Lebanon maybe
- AndyC: Both sides sign up to dual state
- David: No
- Melanie: No
- Chris: “No, not before the end of January thank you”
- Chef: Not Egypt, Syria
- Melanie: How many states will ban Trump from standing?
- Adrian: 5
- Louise: 4
- AndyC: 4
- David: 3
- Melanie: 6
- Chris: 79
- Chef: Effectively none – supreme court will overrule the bans
- Louise: Will there be at least one riot in the UK linked to the cost of living crisis?
- Adrian: No
- Louise: Yes
- AndyC: Yes
- David: No
- Melanie: No, it’ll be something else
- Chris: “There is no cost of living crisis, everyone is rich”
- Chef: No (too many strikes for people to get there)
- Adrian: Who is the next US president?
- Adrian: Michelle Obama
- Louise: Trump
- AndyC: Kanye West
- David: Trump
- Melanie: Elon Musk
- Chris: Michael J Fox
- Chef: Biden
- Melanie: Who will be the most famous/damaging person to appear on the Epstein list?
- Adrian: Barack Obama
- Louise: Samuel L Jackson
- AndyC: Farage
- David: Trump
- Melanie: Tom Hanks
- Chris: Russell Brand, Bernard Cribbins
- Chef: Bill Clinton
- Celebrity deaths
- Adrian: The Queen, Nigel Farage
- Louise: Joe Biden, David Attenborough
- AndyC: Jimmy Carr
- David: Prince Andrew, Neil Kinnock
- Melanie: Fergie, DIonne Warwick
- Chris: Harrison Ford
- Chef: A Beatle, a Rolling Stone
See you next year!
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